hislefthand:
Efficiency never did me any favors I don’t care how much energy I waste as long as I can get out of a jam on top
[No, no, no! What has magic gotten itself up to these days? It’s all about control and working around the system in this environment. Think of it like air resistance—the less fiddly bits you have the easier it is to pass through the air. You’re trying to throw a rhinoceros to kill a man when you could easily use a bullet.]
[Who the hell tutored you, anyways? I have words to exchange with him. Loud ones.]
I’m self taught of course my father quick the practice just after I was born and so I started late because he refused to teach me the fool and when he did agree he wanted me to be a wizard I don’t have the time for all that waiting!
thecrowdseemedenergized:
cheaterpumpkineater:
thecrowdseemedenergized:
*raises his eyebrows at the ferret, not sure if he wants to give him more. His left hand has other ideas, however, and tears up more chunks* [Boring is what I’d call it. I’d like being me again, you know?]
*eats it even faster than the last pile, falling onto his side* Me too it’s nice being this size because you attract the young ones but you can’t do anything once you have attracted them it’s very frustrating at this rate I’ll be like this for a while
[Is that what you’re into?] *Jarvis goes in to scruff Thistan and pick him up once more, but instead his left hand simply slides under the ferret and scoops him up.* [Hm… first one to their full power helps the other get into theirs. How does that sound?] You know I can hear y— [Shh, Jarvis, the men are talking]
*wiggles excitedly at first, then goes limp one more* I like this plan it’s like a competition I like those yes Jarvis shut up all I have to do is master an attention span could I have the code for that chicken?
thecrowdseemedenergized:
cheaterpumpkineater:
thecrowdseemedenergized:
cheaterpumpkineater:
thecrowdseemedenergized:
*strolls into the kitchen, quickly generating the chunks of bird meat for the ferret* Here you are. *sets him on the counter next to the plate*
[Why does he look familiar?] The sorcerer. [Ahhh. Gotcha.]
*licks up the shreds, trying to talk and eat the same time* Whoff da talging?
It’s my hand. [Beleth. My name is Beleth.]
*finishes too quickly and looks to Jarvis expectantly for more* A talking hand oh I remember the demon who eats things Beleth you’re a big guy huh it must be odd to work with vanilla Jarvis.
*raises his eyebrows at the ferret, not sure if he wants to give him more. His left hand has other ideas, however, and tears up more chunks* [Boring is what I’d call it. I’d like being me again, you know?]
*eats it even faster than the last pile, falling onto his side* Me too it’s nice being this size because you attract the young ones but you can’t do anything once you have attracted them it’s very frustrating at this rate I’ll be like this for a while
thecrowdseemedenergized:
cheaterpumpkineater:
thecrowdseemedenergized:
*strolls into the kitchen, quickly generating the chunks of bird meat for the ferret* Here you are. *sets him on the counter next to the plate*
[Why does he look familiar?] The sorcerer. [Ahhh. Gotcha.]
*licks up the shreds, trying to talk and eat the same time* Whoff da talging?
It’s my hand. [Beleth. My name is Beleth.]
*finishes too quickly and looks to Jarvis expectantly for more* A talking hand oh I remember the demon who eats things Beleth you’re a big guy huh it must be odd to work with vanilla Jarvis.
thecrowdseemedenergized:
cheaterpumpkineater:
thecrowdseemedenergized:
*reaches up and scruffs Thistan momentarily* Then let’s do that. *cradles the transformed sorcerer in his arms as he walks* Chicken is rather delicious. I believe we have it on file for creation, too. *strokes Thistan’s spine absently*
*makes a whining sounds at the back of his throat, going limp like a noodle* Goooooood… I like… the chicken… mm…
*strolls into the kitchen, quickly generating the chunks of bird meat for the ferret* Here you are. *sets him on the counter next to the plate*
[Why does he look familiar?] The sorcerer. [Ahhh. Gotcha.]
*licks up the shreds, trying to talk and eat the same time* Whoff da talging?
